Christopher S. Bell has been writing and releasing literary and musical works through My Idea of Fun since 2008. His sound projects include Emmett and Mary, Technological Epidemic, C. Scott and the Beltones and Fine Wives. Christopher’s work has recently been published in Lakeview Journal, Noctua Review, Yellow Chair Review, Crab Fat Magazine, Crack the Spine, Foliate Oak, The Gambler, Lime Hawk and Talking Book among others. He has also contributed to Entropy and Fogged Clarity.

Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Field Days Often Fade
Release #: MIF334
Release Date: 10/24/2016
Format: Paperback Book

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A Carpenter
A Nurse
A Professor
A Past Master
A Journalist
An Actress
A Clerk
A Party Planner
An Advertiser
A Receptionist
A Cable Repairman
A Peddler

Field Days Often Fade follows six couples coping with the inevitability of human existence in the small town of Laulis, New Hampshire. It is a tale of lingering connections and leftover pieces amongst lopsided companions measuring their time in years. Minor betrayals and subtle lies spread from backyard barbecue to watering hole; the next generation adopting every nuance while parts slowly crumble from the larger mold.


Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Modern Hobbies
Release #: MIF284
Release Date: October 21, 2014
Format: Paperback Book

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Lawrence Thorne has been punching away the numbers at Pittsburgh-based super company Graffius Co. for twenty years; his body deteriorating until a new test program offers the chance to up his productivity. The small silver injections every week give the recipient a much-needed boost in all the wrong directions, Lawrence being one of nine dummy employees receiving their first dose.

Lost in an inevitable swirl of collected nostalgia tied to his deceased girlfriend, Bianca Deist, employee Thorne initially shows few improvements.  However, the spark comes in several forms by Friday. Lawrence’s livelong friend, the recently-divorced Grace Emerson, returns to the Burg, soon seducing him into hysterics.  Unsure of his feelings, he desperately considers quitting his job and selling off his hobbies.

Internal tensions skyrocket following news of his Cousin Wesley’s suicide in their hometown of Atterbury, Indiana.  Returning to his roots with an unlikely ingredient inside, Lawrence Thorne is propelled into a depleted world of familiar faces and clever ploys in a place he hardly recognizes.  Haunted hotel rooms and alluring teen prostitute, Megan Bartina, are but half of the problems before the flood and his showdown with crazed legend, Motorcycle Frank Dribble.  Lawrence subsequently loses his cool; collected habits amounting to very little while lost in the eye of the storm.

Modern Hobbies is the tale of accumulated memories tied to the staying quality of inanimate objects.  Lawrence Thorne stands firm as one of the last survivors of a non-digital age, inevitably imprisoned by a thickened experiment meant to propel the human race forward, while still taking them two steps back.  Amongst his jilted ego, a frantic rebel resides waiting for the inappropriate moment to lash out on society before his insides do so first.  The subsequent consequences are beneficial albeit crippling to the fading mementos meticulously catalogued on his shelves.


Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Transferable American Morals
Release #: MIF244
Release Date: December 11th, 2012
Format: Paperback Book

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Transferable American Morals follows twin prodigies, Libby and Neil Robinson, in the fall of 1972. Born and raised in the small town of Marble Valley, Washington, the siblings are pushed into the limelight by their father, Brian, at the age of thirteen, soon arising victorious as grand-prize winners on the popular game show Teenage Know-How.

Now both seventeen and ridden with hormones, the Robinson twins are living separately across town from one another.  Libby is a shining example at her religious mother’s side, until college boyfriend, William Hamilton the III, violates the girl’s every conviction.  Sick and stranded at a university gala, Libby finds solace in slacker, Evan Wheeler, soon meeting his older brother, Davy, an addicted Vietnam veteran reduced to working carnival games on the outskirts of town.

Neil is unstable, residing above the garage at his Uncle Dennis’ humble abode and unfortunately in love with his Cousin Grant’s girlfriend, Josie Crissman.  The twin locates a temporary solution in newscaster, Mona Gilmore, stranded by her own sense of trust following husband Woody’s invitation into a swinger’s lifestyle.  Neil and Mona begin a sordid love affair just as Libby and the Wheeler Brothers dance around the point.

Amongst all the routine confusion, the Robinson twins fail to notice their mother Carol’s new boyfriend, Gabriel Hegedus, snaking his way into their lives.  Approaching holidays, unexpected engagements and rising suspicions all coalesce as Neil and Libby slowly discover half-truths about their rare talents and interwoven lifestyles.


Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: A Screenplay for Every Season
Release #: MIF224
Release Date: June 19th, 2012
Format: Paperback Book

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A Screenplay for Every Season collects four scripts written between 2011 and 2012.

Spring
Summer
Fall
Winter



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Literary R&R

 
Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: The Deflated Generation
Release #: MIF184
Format: Paperback Book

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Maggie Strayer is a well-intentioned survivor of a worldwide apocalypse taking place in the year 2011.  It is now the year 2027, and twenty-year-old Maggie had been carelessly living her days in the reconstructed town of East Heights, Vermont where despite the destruction and general terror from past events, the scattered residents are living reasonably sound albeit boxed-in lives within the borders.

However, following the sudden disappearance of Mitchell Graft, founding member of the revamped town, the teenagers as well as their parents all begin second guessing their control over things to come.  Maggie finds Mitchell’s diary from the day things started over again from zero, just as uprising of the impressionable youths occurs in the middle of the night through biblical fire and brimstone.  Maggie manages to escape East Heights with boyfriend, Zack Farren, his younger brother, Henry, and her twin cousins Josephine and Peter, only to get inevitably swept up in what remains nauseatingly intact on the road away from home.

Similarly defunct survivors and emptied underground hiding places guide the crew of bloodshot travelers toward further indifference, until they eventually run into the equally lost Reid Ramsey.  His contagious society of orphaned followers controlling the borders of Illinois' Clearview University send Maggie and her companions through a timely spin of moral ambiguity as they slowly but surely watch their entire universe release air before deflating completely.

 
Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: By Tomorrow the Guestbook Will be Full: A Collection of Short Stories
Release #: MIF164
Format: Paperback Book

A tangled pile of loose leaves rooted in the Emmett and Mary extended universe, By Tomorrow The Guestbook Will Be Full collects several jangled pieces together in one cushy volume. Including: Don't Tread on Lee, Henry Vaughn's Big Score, Groupies Redux, a Clay in the Life and more!

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: One-Sided Christian Questions: The Diaries of Casey Whipkey
Release #: MIF144
Format: Paperback Book

A tale of youthful indecision slightly eclipsed by industry standards. Casey Whipkey, the middle child of a U.S. Vice President, is quickly corrupted by rituals and practices from multiple ends of the spectrum, as she loses herself in the aftermath of one mistake. A quick slip of her grip on national television leads the once faceless daughter of an aspiring senator into a suited world of accountability for the country’s actions and opinions. Casey becomes the irresponsible scapegoat of the nation, and soon learns to embrace such failures in the only way a teenager knows how, with excess.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Systems and Symptoms
Release #: MIF134
Format: Paperback Book

A tale of two loosely floating narcissists, who instead of realizing their own faults decide that they would rather continue vicariously living through each other and the minor joys that the road has to offer. Zeke Morgan and Lalena Decker find the shadowy remnants of everybody they decided to leave behind amongst the plaster-chipped walls of suburban firehalls and the overpriced apartments of equally confused university students. In the end, their only epiphanies come as the perplexing aftereffects of a worn expression and the view out the window on another hungover drive away from it all.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: The Annexation of the Living Room
Release #: MIF128
Format: Paperback Book

Feeling Strange? Indulge in the freedom of a comfortable couch cushion and the inexcusable absense of your parental units.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Stay Young and Numb
Release #: MIF114
Format: Paperback Book

A tale of exaggerated plans; multiple generations of small town wanderers indulging to excessive degrees in order to fully curb their constantly diminishing senses of self. The young and equally confused children of divorced parents attempt to feel settled in their secondary homes amongst less than familiar faces to experiment in the forays of teenage sexuality with. All the while, seemingly normal and lost individuals try their damnedest to come to terms with their significant others' less than admirable qualities. Everyone eventually chooses to casually stay numb rather than obtaining the proper answers and rules of conduct out of thin air.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Any And All Odd Ends
Release #: MIF094
Format: Paperback Book

A tale of higher-educational identity, the characters imitating televised fads while subscribing to routine fanatical practices out of strange habitual obligations to themselves. They indulge in any and all available means of anesthesia, and at the same time, try desperately to pick the right majors, mates, and shades of melancholy; the grandiose concept of a future inevitably dangling over all of their hazy heads.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: An Eclipsed Space
Release #: MIF086
Format: Performance, Online Release

Copyright © Christopher S. Bell, Myideaoffun December 2008.
Written from December 17th to December 18th of 2008.
Edited on December 24th, 2008.

This piece was originally released as thirty individual paper airplanes on December 27th, 2008.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: 3 Pilots
Release #: MIF084
Format: Paperback Book

Contains the Pilot Episodes to Three Unproduced Television Series. Expect No Second Episodes Any Time Soon.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Portraits of the Suburban Attention Span
Release #: MIF074
Format: Paperback Book

Following her husband Caleb’s suicide, in Cleveland, dental hygienist Audrey Tate is having problems rebuilding her life in the small town of North Shade, Illinois. Her fifteen-year-old son, Benji, is seeing a psychiatrist once a week, and very rarely leaving his bedroom, and yet Audrey is still optimistic about the future. In contrast, Audrey’s neighbors, the Connels, seem to be completely normal. Husband Victor and his wife Joni have a recently replenished sex life, their son Brady has just graduated from high school at the top of his class, and their sixteen-year-old daughter Lorene has perfected the act of doing her own thing. However, as the summer’s cruel spin individually affects each family member, soon the true nature of their tainted lives is revealed.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: Level Up and Level Out
Release #: MIF065
Format: Paperback Book

Tales of High Scool, College, Late Nights, Long Drives, Running Away, Returning, Recreational Drug Use, Fathers, Sons, Mothers, Daughters, Suburban Sprawl, and the Apocalpyse.

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Artist: Christopher S. Bell
Title: The Opposite of Blinking
Release #: MIF061
Format: Paperback Book

Twenty-two-year old Noah Marcus, upon his arrival in Chicago for his sister’s wedding, meets Alanna Brinker, his soon-to-be brother-in-law’s sister. Through their common connection, both being second-born highly indecisive people, they quickly fall in love. Yet love doesn’t necessarily simplify anything, as through the long drug-induced vinyl-filled weekend of familiar faces and primordial grudges, both characters come to realizations about the elaborate pull placed on making real life-changing decisions.

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